Girls from Essex and Essex Girls

So well hello visitors to my blog yeah not sure how long I'm going to keep it up tbh it was just a thought about putting all my stuff from the wonderful Pseudscorner in the same place right and some shoes and non-cricket thoughts from time to time.

Some of the people on Pseudscorner are quite old like 40 and even more but they are a laugh and can argue about sport till the world comes to an end lol and the link is at the top of the page.

Blogs are good yeah they make you feel you've like achieved even when all you've done is spend the whole day wandering around Google Images when you should have been working :)) Some blogs are like diaries yeah but I've always thought diaries are a bit sad yeah unless you know you're going to be famous and change the world so everyone will want to read them when you're like 85. So don't expect daily updates and stuff right cos like I have a life. Only I don't feel like compelled to put it all online lol.

To get one thing clear though yeah me and Alisha are not Essex Girls. For any foreign people reading this is not important but for British people it matters because we are like Karl's dad says a class-ridden society. So Essex Girls are chavs right and boys make dirty jokes about them like 'what does an Essex Girl use for protection during sex? a bus shelter' and they get totally hammered every weekend and are found by the police with their knickers showing. Or missing altogether lol.

So yes, me and Alisha are from Essex yeah though in fact Alisha is almost from Hertfordshire, but we have like a brain or two between us and though we like a drink from time to time and maybe a little something else we are cool about it yeah because nothing ruins your looks like booze and drugs and as Alisha says if you were tempted to get off your face right just think two words: Amy Winehouse. Like tragic tattoos and a really really bad husband choice and the tattoos will be sooo painful to remove.