A worrying trend

So everyone is telling us that this summer we must wear yellow. This is good news if you're black or Hispanic or Asian or Japanese but for us like English rose British types who are slightly mauve it is going to be a seriously bad idea.

Even these very wonderful Jimmy Choos could have a disastrous effect on like Scottish girls.

Unless they're appearing in Balamory.

The Chanelleworld Calendar: May

Ravi Bopara


Yes here is May's pin-up - the cute Ravi from Essex! Looking sort of moody and thoughtful in this pic.

And I have delayed posting this until today the 4th of May because today is Ravi's birthday!!



This means of course he is a Taurus which should not surprise most people as he has a forceful personality and he is 23 today.

Ravi's nickname is supposed to be Puppy but I am not calling a bloke Puppy for anything no matter how good a cricketer he is. So Happy Birthday Mr Bopara:)

He's a wicked batsman who can bowl too and so far for England he has played well at the World Cup and pretty horribly in Sri Lanka but he is still developing as a player and his time will come. Meanwhile he does all right for Essex so I'm not complaining lol.

He also had a bit of publicity last year for turning a 4x4 over while on some sort of sponsor's rally type thing. All of us here at Chanelleworld (ie me) hope that he will be like curbing this sort of impulse yeah as boy racers are just the most boring men in the entire world and Essex has enough of them already believe me:)) So if the sponsors gave you a new car for your birthday Ravi just take it easy yeah?